Joke!!!

 1, a man having an affair symptoms: the company every day, overtime, home never stick, mobile home on the off, text messages back to the end to delete, go to bed snoring loudly, often anti-wear underwear. Control check found three are suspected, four can be confirmed. < br> 2, one fart in the office always placed ring, my colleagues could not help saying: you can not help but speak out? and then I would see him sitting there rocking to and fro shook, ask: What for? answered: I on vibration of the!
3, a barrier to the hospital for migrant workers stool examination, a medical examination to this person opened a prescription, a look at migrant workers to the dispensary is a roll of toilet paper, puzzled, the doctor and said: Do not use any cement bag bottoms out!
4, the first person to see the sea, sighed and said: , who angrily: The. Soon chief be fired. The Secretary said at the meeting: fart big thing you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
6, for some that drive the acute and emergency situations in an empty Sprite bottles of urine, the while stuck in traffic trying to get off the bottle when Ben is still to the trash, was stopped by a patrol post of King: look! I will find time to think of you, I really can not spare the air - do nothing, and light to you!
8, cannibal and his son to hunt, capture a thin his son, his father said: put, no meat! His son and capture a fat man, his father said: put, too tired! they capture a beauty of its children, his father said: take home at night to eat your mother!
9, a dog came to see the road an ordinary dog, appeared and started to go asking it: I am a dog, what you are? ordinary dog look at it dismissively said: idiot, look at point, I was undercover!
10, a large Panda birthday, blow out birthday candles, the friends had asked it, What'd you wish. pandas replied: One hope is that reading the posts on the top ~ ~